We Are in Big Trouble

So last night we were sitting around before the kids were going to bed, just talking about Christmas and Santa coming. They are both very intrigued by Santa. Evelyn asked if he had a car. This is the first year that they really get the whole Santa thing so I was telling Dwight that we needed to take them to see Santa. They both asked why they were going to go see Santa because they thought he lived too far away. So I explained that Santa comes down from the North Pole to ask them what they want for Christmas. I asked them what they wanted to ask Santa for Christmas and Evelyn said, "I want my own phone." Then I asked James and he said, "I want a gun." If I remember correctly they are only 3 so I am now very nervous about the future and what is to come. I figured those were things that teenagers would want but apparently not.